Thursday, November 15, 2007

Things I Hate about Everyone..(from

Things I Hate about Everyone..

*ReAd ThIs AnD I'M SuRe MosT Of U HaS ExPeRiEnCeD ThiS....KeKeKe!*

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.
Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?


talking about asking for the time, it took me back to around last year when i was in sunway on my way back to hostel from Sunway Pyramid. i was alone at that time and there was this group of 3-4 Middle Eastern guys whom I guessed could be university students or tourists. actually i saw them smiling among themselves from far and so, as they were approaching, one of them tried to be FUNNY. he actually asked me for the time, i checked and shared and when i saw a watch on his wrist, i was like with the WTH face. and he smiled and his friends burst into laughter. i turned around and it happened that one of the gals who happened to CLING onto one of them turned to look at me, and smiled. watever right.